ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me


southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 


tsuki-nekota:

someone-actually:

ashwrites:

Head Bitch in Charge, right here.

omg

SNAP


sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this


nc-charming:

Hahaha this is my show. 😂


gothfag:

madamemeancuisine:

First thought—where is their mother?
Second thought—probably taking the picture.

That caption killed me

    Child:Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
    Me:*clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
"There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First - we don’t know them. Second - we know them."
- Anonymous (via carolineflack)

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

algebra is like a 4n language to me